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Games
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■ Joseon
■ Phallic
army value
■ Joseon
■ Phallic
economy
Play-by-play (8 lines)
0:07 The Green Phallic spawns at s1 while White Joseon spawns at s2.Cross positions or close ones, it starts here: Phallic at s1, Joseon at s2.
2:04 Joseon opens Forge Fast Expand against Phallic's 9 Pool.Phallic shows 9 Pool — Joseon has gone Forge Fast Expand. The clock starts on who blinks first.
4:15 Phallic pushes out with his zerglings! It appears that these zerglings have speed upgrade!Phallic goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
🎙 The armies are no longer comparable: Phallic is far ahead.
6:08 Phallic opens with a cheesy build.Phallic isn't playing fair today — the cheese is on.
8:02 Phallic with an aggressive opening starts to attack Joseon.All or nothing: Phallic's gamble arrives at Joseon's base.
10:06 Joseon successfully defended against Phallic's aggressive play. Phallic has no armies left and taps out.Joseon holds the cheese! Phallic's gamble fails and the game opens wide.
Phallic taps out. Joseon's early game was simply better.
■ Joseon
■ Phallic
army value
■ Joseon
■ Phallic
economy
Play-by-play (144 lines)
0:07 Joseon spawns at s2 in Blue while Phallic spawns at s1 in Red.We're underway — Joseon spawns at s2, Phallic answers from s1.
0:28 Phallic opens Overpool against Joseon's Forge Fast Expand.Joseon shows Forge Fast Expand — Phallic has gone Overpool. The clock starts on who blinks first.
— The early game —
1:04 Joseon warps in a nexus.Quietly, Joseon adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
1:29 Phallic places down a hatchery.More workers, more money: Phallic expands.
1:51 Joseon's zealots and dragoon mixture is rolling across the map.No patience from Joseon: the first units are already marching.
🎙 Even footing again — the tension builds.
2:19 Phallic is bringing his speedlings out for a walk and maybe decide to kill enemy units on the way.No patience from Phallic: the first units are already marching.
2:29 Both armies meet at the center of the map and start attacking.Here it comes: two full armies, one engagement.
2:49 Phallic with his speedlings successfully defend against Joseon's early zealot pressure.Joseon's early gamble buys nothing — Phallic's defense was already in place.
3:25 Losing only less than half of his army, Phallic seems to be fine.Joseon keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
3:43 Losing only less than half of his army, Joseon seems to be fine.Phallic keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
4:15 Joseon warps in a nexus.Quietly, Joseon adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
4:43 Phallic places down a hatchery.More workers, more money: Phallic expands.
4:54 Joseon decides to start pushing across the map.Joseon has seen enough — the army moves out.
5:21 Phallic's speedlings rapidly push out across the map.Phallic tests the door early. Is anyone home?
🎙 Even footing again — the tension builds.
5:54 Both armies meet at the center of the map and start attacking.The armies collide — this is the fight both of them wanted.
6:05 Phallic lost all of his zerglings to Joseon's zealots and dragoons!Phallic wasn't ready. Joseon's early aggression takes the lead.
6:32 Phallic lost about half of his army in that battle.Joseon pays for that trade with about half his army.
6:50 That attack didn't seem to do much damage, Phallic destroyed only less than half of Joseon's army.Phallic clips Joseon's army — real damage, but Joseon fights on.
7:24 Joseon decides to put some pressure on his opponent.Joseon tightens the formation and starts the long walk.
7:41 Phallic moves out with his armies.Phallic has seen enough — the army moves out.
8:20 The two armies meet and a large battle starts to engage!Neither side backs off — the battle is joined.
8:41 Phallic successfully fends off Joseon's attacks.Joseon commits and it's the wrong call — Phallic cleans it up.
8:48 It seems that Joseon only managed to destroy less than half of Phallic's army.Joseon clips Phallic's army — real damage, but Phallic fights on.
🎙 Joseon edges ahead on army strength.
9:31 After that battle, Joseon still has most of his army with him.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
9:46 Joseon warps in a nexus.More workers, more money: Joseon expands.
10:19 Phallic decides to expand.Quietly, Phallic adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
10:42 Joseon is putting some early pressure on with his dragoons.Joseon tests the door early. Is anyone home?
10:55 Phallic's speedlings rapidly push out across the map.Phallic goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
11:31 The two armies clash and a large battle starts to happen!The armies collide — this is the fight both of them wanted.
11:40 Phallic failed to break Joseon's defending line of zealots.Joseon holds the early rush without blinking.
12:00 Losing only less than half of his army, Joseon seems to be fine.Phallic keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
12:43 Phallic has lost about half of his army in that battle.Half of Joseon's force stays on that battlefield.
🎙 Joseon holds the stronger army for now.
— The mid game —
12:50 Joseon is sniping overlords with his corsairs, and oh! His archons and speedlots are out of base as well!Joseon's mid-game army is assembled — and it's moving.
13:16 Attempting to end the game, Phallic moves out with his armies.Phallic has seen enough — the army moves out.
13:45 The battle to decide the game begins!Here it comes: two full armies, one engagement.
14:14 Phallic brought in some lurkers and speedlings, but Joseon had the observers and archons to deal with. Joseon successfully defended Phallic's push!Joseon absorbs the mid-game push — Phallic gained nothing for the cost.
14:30 After that battle, Joseon still has most of his army with him.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
15:06 Phallic lost about half of his army in that battle.Joseon pays for that trade with about half his army.
15:24 Joseon warps in a nexus.Quietly, Joseon adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
15:52 Phallic places down a hatchery.More workers, more money: Phallic expands.
16:08 Phallic successfully blocked Joseon from harassing his economy.Joseon goes for the raid — Phallic is ready, and nothing comes of it.
🎙 The scales tip toward Joseon — a lead, but not a safe one.
16:34 With corsairs sniping overlords, Joseon is bringing his dark templar to attack his opponent!The composition is ready; Joseon starts the push.
16:57 Phallic has a large number of hydralisk and is starting to push out!Phallic's hydra wave rolls out — this is the timing Zerg lives for.
17:17 Joseon's number of expansions are equal to Phallic's.The economies mirror one another. Nothing between Joseon and Phallic yet.
17:54 The two armies meet and a large battle starts to engage!The dance is over. They fight.
18:09 The battle outcome favors Phallic as Joseon's armies melt into Phallic's armies' weapon fire!Joseon's army evaporates. Phallic doesn't even slow down.
18:39 With excellent skills and micro, Joseon managed to fend off Phallic while losing less than half of his army.Phallic keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
18:54 Losing only less than half of his army, Phallic seems to be fine.Joseon keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
19:19 Where is Phallic's detector? Joseon sends dark templars to harass Phallic's mineral line!Joseon gets into Phallic's mineral line — workers are dying.
19:36 What a pity! Phallic managed to sneak 1 zergling past the defense line but it was unable to deal any damage before being killed off by Joseon's army.Phallic goes for the raid — Joseon is ready, and nothing comes of it.
🎙 Slight advantage Joseon as the game develops.
20:04 Joseon tried to send in a shuttle but it was discovered by Phallic.Good instincts from Phallic; the harassment dies at the doorstep.
20:38 With corsairs sniping overlords, Joseon is bringing his dark templar to attack his opponent!Joseon's mid-game army is assembled — and it's moving.
21:05 Phallic now has enough hydralisk to take the game! ... Or so he thinks.Phallic's hydra wave rolls out — this is the timing Zerg lives for.
21:27 Phallic places down a hatchery.More workers, more money: Phallic expands.
21:41 As both armies meet, they soon start exchanging fires!The armies collide — this is the fight both of them wanted.
22:19 The battle outcome favors Joseon as Phallic's armies melt into Joseon's armies' weapon fire!A clean, brutal win for Joseon. The push continues.
22:26 After that battle, Phallic still has most of his army with him.A cheap fight for Joseon — the losses are light.
22:57 That attack didn't seem to do much damage, Phallic destroyed only less than half of Joseon's army.Phallic clips Joseon's army — real damage, but Joseon fights on.
23:13 Phallic tried to micro his mutalisks but they were unable to get past Joseon's defense line.The sneak attack is sniffed out — Joseon shuts the door on Phallic.
🎙 Phallic is a step behind and knows it.
23:38 Joseon warps in a nexus.Quietly, Joseon adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
24:03 Looks like Joseon is going to push out with his archons and speedlots!The composition is ready; Joseon starts the push.
24:44 As both armies meet, they soon start exchanging fires!Neither side backs off — the battle is joined.
24:56 A few beautiful storms from Joseon turned the battle around! Joseon won the battle!The mid-game push crashes through — Joseon breaks Phallic's position.
25:18 That attack didn't seem to do much damage, Joseon destroyed only less than half of Phallic's army.Joseon clips Phallic's army — real damage, but Phallic fights on.
25:36 Losing only less than half of his army, Joseon seems to be fine.Phallic keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
26:17 Zerglings ran past Joseon's defense line and start harassing the mineral line! What a nice run-by by Phallic!The raid lands — Phallic chips away at Joseon's foundation.
26:41 Joseon decides to start pushing across the map.Joseon tightens the formation and starts the long walk.
27:07 Joseon starts expanding.Quietly, Joseon adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
🎙 The armies trade evenly; this one is still anyone's game.
27:21 The battle to decide the game begins!Neither side backs off — the battle is joined.
27:55 Joseon was out-microed by Phallic and loses all his attacking forces.Phallic takes the fight on his terms and sends Joseon home with nothing.
28:02 It seems that Joseon only managed to destroy less than half of Phallic's army.Joseon takes a bite out of Phallic's force and backs off.
28:42 Losing only less than half of his army, Joseon seems to be fine.Phallic keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
28:58 What superior Mutalisk micro from Phallic! Joseon's economy is suffering!Beautiful harassment from Phallic. Joseon's economy takes a real hit.
29:28 It seems like Phallic has more units than Joseon!Count the units: Phallic has the edge over Joseon right now.
29:43 Reaver! Reaver! Joseon's reaver is killing off most of Phallic's workers!Joseon gets into Phallic's mineral line — workers are dying.
30:00 Joseon is sniping overlords with his corsairs, and oh! His archons and speedlots are out of base as well!Joseon hits the timing — this push arrives exactly when it hurts.
30:42 Phallic now has enough hydralisk to take the game! ... Or so he thinks.Phallic's hydra wave rolls out — this is the timing Zerg lives for.
🎙 Nothing between them. One engagement could decide it.
30:49 As both armies meet, they soon start exchanging fires!Neither side backs off — the battle is joined.
31:23 Phallic failed to bring in overlords as Joseon's dark templar slice through his hydralisk army!Phallic's defense bends, then snaps. Joseon takes the middle of the game.
31:55 Losing only less than half of his army, Phallic seems to be fine.Joseon keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
32:12 With excellent skills and micro, Joseon managed to fend off Phallic while losing less than half of his army.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
32:25 What a pity! Phallic managed to sneak 1 zergling past the defense line but it was unable to deal any damage before being killed off by Joseon's army.Phallic knocks, Joseon answers. No damage done.
33:07 Looks like Joseon is going to push out with his archons and speedlots!Joseon hits the timing — this push arrives exactly when it hurts.
33:20 Joseon's forces appear to be larger compared to Phallic's!Joseon's army is visibly the bigger one — Phallic should not take this fight.
33:47 The two armies clash and a large battle starts to happen!Contact in the middle of the map. Everything is committed.
34:07 Joseon was out-microed by Phallic and loses all his attacking forces.The attack shatters on Phallic's line. Great positioning.
🎙 Even footing again — the tension builds.
34:31 Losing only less than half of his army, Phallic seems to be fine.Joseon keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
35:00 About half of Joseon's army has been decimated in that battle.Half of Phallic's force stays on that battlefield.
35:15 Phallic tried to micro his mutalisks but they were unable to get past Joseon's defense line.Phallic knocks, Joseon answers. No damage done.
35:56 Looks like Joseon is going to push out with his archons and speedlots!The composition is ready; Joseon starts the push.
36:19 As both armies meet, they soon start exchanging fires!The dance is over. They fight.
36:39 Phallic failed to bring in overlords as Joseon's dark templar slice through his hydralisk army!Phallic's defense bends, then snaps. Joseon takes the middle of the game.
37:00 Losing only less than half of his army, Phallic seems to be fine.Joseon keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
37:14 Phallic destroyed less army than he should, only less than half of Joseon's army has been decimated.Phallic takes a bite out of Joseon's force and backs off.
37:43 Zerglings ran past Joseon's defense line and start harassing the mineral line! What a nice run-by by Phallic!Joseon looks away for one second and Phallic makes him pay for it.
🎙 Dead even — neither player has found the edge yet.
38:07 Looks like Joseon is going to push out with his archons and speedlots!Joseon hits the timing — this push arrives exactly when it hurts.
38:42 Phallic now has enough hydralisk to take the game! ... Or so he thinks.Phallic's hydra wave rolls out — this is the timing Zerg lives for.
38:49 Both armies meet at the center of the map and start attacking.Here it comes: two full armies, one engagement.
39:15 All of a sudden, Phallic has no armies left while Joseon is continuing to push across the map!Phallic's army evaporates. Joseon doesn't even slow down.
39:44 Losing only less than half of his army, Phallic seems to be fine.Joseon keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
40:12 After that battle, Joseon still has most of his army with him.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
40:31 Looks like Joseon is going to push out with his archons and speedlots!Joseon's mid-game army is assembled — and it's moving.
40:54 The battle to decide the game begins!Here it comes: two full armies, one engagement.
— The late game —
41:28 Joseon's archons and speedlots grind through the swarm, and Phallic's defilers die with it.There's no rebuilding from that. Joseon's late-game push decides it.
🎙 Dead even — neither player has found the edge yet.
41:39 After that battle, Phallic still has most of his army with him.Joseon keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
42:10 After that battle, Joseon still has most of his army with him.Phallic keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
42:30 What a pity! Phallic managed to sneak 1 zergling past the defense line but it was unable to deal any damage before being killed off by Joseon's army.The sneak attack is sniffed out — Joseon shuts the door on Phallic.
42:57 Joseon scouted Phallic's attempt to harass!No surprises today — Joseon's harassment is scouted early.
43:32 Seems like Phallic is going ahead with the harassment despite being scouted!Plans change: Phallic's raiders are needed on defense.
43:45 What superior Mutalisk micro from Phallic! Joseon's economy is suffering!Beautiful harassment from Phallic. Joseon's economy takes a real hit.
44:03 Corsairs sweeping ahead, the ground army behind — Joseon moves on the hatcheries.Everything Joseon has built comes forward at once.
44:43 The two armies meet and a large battle starts to engage!Both players push to the middle of the map, and a large fight breaks out.
44:50 All of a sudden, Phallic has no armies left while Joseon is continuing to push across the map!A clean, brutal win for Joseon. The push continues.
🎙 Phallic is hanging on by a thread against Joseon's army.
45:13 About half of Phallic's army has been decimated in that battle.Half of Joseon's force stays on that battlefield.
45:37 With excellent skills and micro, Joseon managed to fend off Phallic while losing less than half of his army.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
46:03 Joseon destroys Phallic's hatchery, denying expansions.The base falls. Joseon rips Phallic's economy back a full step.
46:40 Phallic tried to micro his mutalisks but they were unable to get past Joseon's defense line.Phallic knocks, Joseon answers. No damage done.
46:51 Every gateway is pumping and Joseon starts walking across the map.Max supply, full upgrades: Joseon moves out to end it.
47:25 Joseon warps in a nexus.Quietly, Joseon adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
47:39 The two armies clash and a large battle starts to happen!Contact in the middle of the map. Everything is committed.
48:18 Storm after storm lands on the hydralisks — Joseon walks through Phallic's army.There's no rebuilding from that. Joseon's late-game push decides it.
48:25 Joseon only destroyed about half of Phallic's army.Half of Phallic's force is gone — Joseon took it apart.
🎙 It's all going Joseon's way right now.
49:06 Phallic destroyed less army than he should, only less than half of Joseon's army has been decimated.Phallic takes a bite out of Joseon's force and backs off.
49:13 Phallic tried to micro his mutalisks but they were unable to get past Joseon's defense line.Phallic knocks, Joseon answers. No damage done.
49:39 Joseon rolls out with archons and speedlots, templar trailing on full energy.Max supply, full upgrades: Joseon moves out to end it.
50:15 Unwilling to suffer further harassment, Phallic taps out!That's it. Phallic looks at the field one last time and concedes.
That's the game: Joseon defeats Phallic, settled in the late game.
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