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■ Phallic
■ Queefyb0i
army value
■ Phallic
■ Queefyb0i
economy
Play-by-play (44 lines)
0:07 The White Queefyb0i spawns at s2 while Purple Phallic spawns at s1.We're underway — Queefyb0i spawns at s2, Phallic answers from s1.
0:47 Queefyb0i gets Forge Fast Expand against Phallic's 12 Hatch.Queefyb0i shows Forge Fast Expand — Phallic has gone 12 Hatch. The clock starts on who blinks first.
— The early game —
1:24 Queefyb0i warps in a nexus.Quietly, Queefyb0i adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
1:53 Phallic places down a hatchery.More workers, more money: Phallic expands.
2:27 Queefyb0i's zealots and dragoon mixture is rolling across the map.Queefyb0i goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
🎙 Dead even — neither player has found the edge yet.
3:04 Phallic pushes out with his zerglings! It appears that these zerglings have speed upgrade!No patience from Phallic: the first units are already marching.
3:38 The battle to decide the game begins!The dance is over. They fight.
4:20 Queefyb0i kills off all of Phallic's offensive zerglings with his zealots.Queefyb0i holds the early rush without blinking.
4:50 It seems that Phallic only managed to destroy less than half of Queefyb0i's army.Phallic clips Queefyb0i's army — real damage, but Queefyb0i fights on.
5:26 After that battle, Phallic still has most of his army with him.Queefyb0i keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
5:58 Phallic places down a hatchery.Phallic takes another base — the economy widens.
6:27 Queefyb0i is pushing out with his zealots.Queefyb0i goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
6:55 Phallic is bringing his speedlings out for a walk and maybe decide to kill enemy units on the way.Phallic tests the door early. Is anyone home?
7:38 Queefyb0i warps in a nexus.Queefyb0i plants a new base and dares his opponent to punish it.
🎙 Slight advantage Queefyb0i as the game develops.
8:00 The battle to decide the game begins!Here it comes: two full armies, one engagement.
8:44 Phallic's mismicro cost him his zerglings and probably this game! Queefyb0i continues pressuring with his zealots and dragoons!The early pressure works — Queefyb0i breaks Phallic's front door.
— The mid game —
9:19 Queefyb0i destroyed less army than he should, only less than half of Phallic's army has been decimated.Queefyb0i clips Phallic's army — real damage, but Phallic fights on.
10:01 It seems that Phallic only managed to destroy less than half of Queefyb0i's army.Phallic clips Queefyb0i's army — real damage, but Queefyb0i fights on.
10:33 Queefyb0i is putting some early pressure on with his dragoons.No patience from Queefyb0i: the first units are already marching.
10:53 As both armies meet, they soon start exchanging fires!Contact in the middle of the map. Everything is committed.
11:35 Phallic lost all of his zerglings to Queefyb0i's zealots and dragoons!The early pressure works — Queefyb0i breaks Phallic's front door.
12:09 With excellent skills and micro, Phallic managed to fend off Queefyb0i while losing less than half of his army.A cheap fight for Queefyb0i — the losses are light.
12:35 Losing only less than half of his army, Queefyb0i seems to be fine.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
🎙 Phallic is a step behind and knows it.
13:09 Queefyb0i is putting some early pressure on with his dragoons.No patience from Queefyb0i: the first units are already marching.
13:56 Both armies meet at the center of the map and start attacking.Contact in the middle of the map. Everything is committed.
14:18 All of a sudden, Phallic has no armies left while Queefyb0i is continuing to push across the map!A clean, brutal win for Queefyb0i. The push continues.
15:10 After that battle, Queefyb0i destroyed about half of Phallic's army.Half of Phallic's force is gone — Queefyb0i took it apart.
— The late game —
15:39 Losing only less than half of his army, Queefyb0i seems to be fine.Phallic keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
16:11 Queefyb0i decides to put some pressure on his opponent.Queefyb0i has seen enough — the army moves out.
16:37 Queefyb0i warps in a nexus.Quietly, Queefyb0i adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
17:09 Phallic places down a hatchery.Phallic plants a new base and dares his opponent to punish it.
17:51 The two armies clash and a large battle starts to happen!Both players push to the middle of the map, and a large fight breaks out.
🎙 Phallic is hanging on by a thread against Queefyb0i's army.
18:31 Queefyb0i kills off Phallic's armies and continues pushing!The engagement breaks Phallic's way of life — Queefyb0i marches on.
19:04 Phallic seems to lose most of his army in that battle.That fight gutted Queefyb0i — more than half the force is gone.
19:45 Losing only less than half of his army, Queefyb0i seems to be fine.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
20:11 Looking at the opponent's overwhelming forces, Phallic GGs!Phallic types it out: GG.
GG. Queefyb0i closes it out over Phallic.
■ Phallic
■ Queefyb0i
army value
■ Phallic
■ Queefyb0i
economy
Play-by-play (54 lines)
0:07 The game starts with Orange Phallic spawning at s1 and White Queefyb0i spawning at s2.Phallic in Orange at s1. Queefyb0i in White at s2. The map is set.
0:40 Queefyb0i opens Forge Fast Expand against Phallic's 12 Pool.Scouting done, plans revealed: Phallic's 12 Pool against Queefyb0i's Forge Fast Expand.
— The early game —
1:17 Phallic decides to expand.Phallic plants a new base and dares his opponent to punish it.
1:35 Queefyb0i warps in a nexus.Queefyb0i takes another base — the economy widens.
2:20 Phallic is bringing his speedlings out for a walk and maybe decide to kill enemy units on the way.No patience from Phallic: the first units are already marching.
🎙 Dead even — neither player has found the edge yet.
2:50 Queefyb0i is pushing out with his zealots.Queefyb0i tests the door early. Is anyone home?
3:15 As both armies meet, they soon start exchanging fires!The armies collide — this is the fight both of them wanted.
3:39 Phallic failed to kill off Queefyb0i's defending zealots.Queefyb0i holds the early rush without blinking.
4:21 That attack didn't seem to do much damage, Phallic destroyed only less than half of Queefyb0i's army.Phallic takes a bite out of Queefyb0i's force and backs off.
4:57 Losing only less than half of his army, Phallic seems to be fine.Queefyb0i keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
5:26 Phallic's speedlings rapidly push out across the map.Phallic goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
5:45 Queefyb0i is putting some early pressure on with his dragoons.Queefyb0i goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
6:28 Queefyb0i warps in a nexus.Queefyb0i takes another base — the economy widens.
6:57 The battle to decide the game begins!The armies collide — this is the fight both of them wanted.
🎙 Nothing between them. One engagement could decide it.
7:27 Phallic lost all of his zerglings to Queefyb0i's zealots and dragoons!The early pressure works — Queefyb0i breaks Phallic's front door.
7:50 With excellent skills and micro, Phallic managed to fend off Queefyb0i while losing less than half of his army.A cheap fight for Queefyb0i — the losses are light.
8:28 Losing only less than half of his army, Queefyb0i seems to be fine.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
9:10 Phallic places down a hatchery.Quietly, Phallic adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
9:33 Phallic starts pushing across the map.Phallic has seen enough — the army moves out.
10:05 Queefyb0i is pushing out with his zealots.Queefyb0i tests the door early. Is anyone home?
10:43 The two armies meet and a large battle starts to engage!Both players push to the middle of the map, and a large fight breaks out.
11:11 Phallic failed to kill off Queefyb0i's defending zealots.Phallic's early gamble buys nothing — Queefyb0i's defense was already in place.
11:31 With excellent skills and micro, Queefyb0i managed to fend off Phallic while losing less than half of his army.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
🎙 Even footing again — the tension builds.
12:20 It seems that Queefyb0i only managed to destroy less than half of Phallic's army.Queefyb0i takes a bite out of Phallic's force and backs off.
12:41 Phallic pushes out with his zerglings! It appears that these zerglings have speed upgrade!Phallic tests the door early. Is anyone home?
13:09 Queefyb0i is putting some early pressure on with his dragoons.Queefyb0i goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
13:44 It seems like Queefyb0i has more units than Phallic!Queefyb0i's army is visibly the bigger one — Phallic should not take this fight.
14:15 Queefyb0i warps in a nexus.Queefyb0i takes another base — the economy widens.
14:52 The two armies meet and a large battle starts to engage!The dance is over. They fight.
15:12 Phallic's mismicro cost him his zerglings and probably this game! Queefyb0i continues pressuring with his zealots and dragoons!The early pressure works — Queefyb0i breaks Phallic's front door.
15:53 Phallic has lost about half of his army in that battle.Half of Queefyb0i's force stays on that battlefield.
16:23 Losing only less than half of his army, Queefyb0i seems to be fine.Phallic keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
🎙 The scales tip toward Queefyb0i — a lead, but not a safe one.
17:00 Phallic places down a hatchery.Phallic plants a new base and dares his opponent to punish it.
— The mid game —
17:15 Queefyb0i is sniping overlords with his corsairs, and oh! His archons and speedlots are out of base as well!Queefyb0i's mid-game army is assembled — and it's moving.
18:06 As both armies meet, they soon start exchanging fires!Both players push to the middle of the map, and a large fight breaks out.
— The late game —
18:31 A few beautiful storms from Queefyb0i turned the battle around! Queefyb0i won the battle!The mid-game push crashes through — Queefyb0i breaks Phallic's position.
18:59 Queefyb0i destroyed about half of Phallic's army after that battle.Queefyb0i cuts Phallic's army in half.
19:34 Phallic destroyed less army than he should, only less than half of Queefyb0i's army has been decimated.Phallic takes a bite out of Queefyb0i's force and backs off.
20:09 Looks like Queefyb0i is going to push out with his archons and speedlots!The composition is ready; Queefyb0i starts the push.
20:30 As both armies meet, they soon start exchanging fires!Neither side backs off — the battle is joined.
21:07 Queefyb0i's massive number of speedlots slice through Phallic's zerglings and hydralisks.The mid-game push crashes through — Queefyb0i breaks Phallic's position.
🎙 The armies are no longer comparable: Queefyb0i is far ahead.
21:37 Phallic lost about half of his army in that battle.Queefyb0i pays for that trade with about half his army.
22:11 Phallic destroyed less army than he should, only less than half of Queefyb0i's army has been decimated.Phallic takes a bite out of Queefyb0i's force and backs off.
22:43 Queefyb0i is sniping overlords with his corsairs, and oh! His archons and speedlots are out of base as well!The composition is ready; Queefyb0i starts the push.
23:11 After suffering a devastating loss in the battle, Phallic GGs!That's it. Phallic looks at the field one last time and concedes.
Queefyb0i takes it — the mid game decided this one.
■ Phallic
■ Queefyb0i
army value
■ Phallic
■ Queefyb0i
economy
Play-by-play (38 lines)
0:07 The White Queefyb0i spawns at s2 while Orange Phallic spawns at s1.Queefyb0i takes s2 in White; Phallic settles in at s1 in Orange.
0:52 Phallic opens 12 Pool against Queefyb0i's Forge Fast Expand.Scouting done, plans revealed: Queefyb0i's Forge Fast Expand against Phallic's 12 Pool.
— The early game —
1:27 Queefyb0i warps in a nexus.Queefyb0i plants a new base and dares his opponent to punish it.
1:55 Phallic places down a hatchery.Phallic takes another base — the economy widens.
2:27 Unwilling to make the game too long, Queefyb0i starts moving out.Queefyb0i tightens the formation and starts the long walk.
🎙 Even footing again — the tension builds.
3:04 Phallic's speedlings rapidly push out across the map.Phallic tests the door early. Is anyone home?
3:55 As both armies meet, they soon start exchanging fires!Neither side backs off — the battle is joined.
4:27 Queefyb0i kills off all of Phallic's offensive zerglings with his zealots.Queefyb0i holds the early rush without blinking.
5:06 With excellent skills and micro, Queefyb0i managed to fend off Phallic while losing less than half of his army.Phallic keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
5:41 Losing only less than half of his army, Phallic seems to be fine.Queefyb0i keeps most of his army intact through the exchange.
6:17 Queefyb0i decides to start pushing across the map.Queefyb0i has seen enough — the army moves out.
6:54 Phallic is bringing his speedlings out for a walk and maybe decide to kill enemy units on the way.Phallic goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
7:17 Phallic places down a hatchery.Quietly, Phallic adds a base. These are the moves that decide long games.
— The mid game —
7:59 The two armies meet and a large battle starts to engage!Neither side backs off — the battle is joined.
🎙 Even footing again — the tension builds.
8:40 Phallic lost all of his zerglings to Queefyb0i's zealots and dragoons!Phallic wasn't ready. Queefyb0i's early aggression takes the lead.
9:05 After that battle, Phallic still has most of his army with him.A cheap fight for Queefyb0i — the losses are light.
9:47 With excellent skills and micro, Queefyb0i managed to fend off Phallic while losing less than half of his army.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
10:16 Queefyb0i warps in a nexus.Queefyb0i takes another base — the economy widens.
10:59 Queefyb0i is putting some early pressure on with his dragoons.Queefyb0i goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
11:29 Phallic's speedlings rapidly push out across the map.Phallic goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
12:03 Currently, neither Queefyb0i nor Phallic appears to be leading in economy.Base for base, they're level — Queefyb0i and Phallic match each other.
12:52 The two armies meet and a large battle starts to engage!Both players push to the middle of the map, and a large fight breaks out.
13:30 The battle outcome favors Queefyb0i as Phallic's armies melt into Queefyb0i's armies' weapon fire!A clean, brutal win for Queefyb0i. The push continues.
🎙 Queefyb0i has built a commanding army lead — Phallic needs something special here.
— The late game —
13:48 About half of Phallic's army has been decimated in that battle.Half of Queefyb0i's force stays on that battlefield.
14:38 Phallic destroyed less army than he should, only less than half of Queefyb0i's army has been decimated.Phallic takes a bite out of Queefyb0i's force and backs off.
15:01 Queefyb0i is putting some early pressure on with his dragoons.Queefyb0i goes early — pressure before either side is ready.
15:52 Both armies meet at the center of the map and start attacking.Here it comes: two full armies, one engagement.
16:17 Queefyb0i kills off Phallic's speedlings with his zealots and dragoons!The early pressure works — Queefyb0i breaks Phallic's front door.
17:06 Losing only less than half of his army, Phallic seems to be fine.A cheap fight for Queefyb0i — the losses are light.
17:26 Losing only less than half of his army, Queefyb0i seems to be fine.A cheap fight for Phallic — the losses are light.
18:12 Unwilling to suffer further harassment, Phallic taps out!That's it. Phallic looks at the field one last time and concedes.
GG. Queefyb0i closes it out over Phallic.
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