Bubensahne HQ Interview

X2B: Eyo, what's buzzing guys? Ya boy X to da Barracks poppin' up in Austrianizzle! We are here at the Bubensahne HQ with the one and only Mamasux and his team. They say they pimping out each team - lets see! X2B: Tight having us here, Mama man! Impressive run! What is the first thing that comes to mind when you talk to fans? Mamasux: I scream GIG — GEWINNEN IST GEIL! It's pretty weird, but it seems to work. I am happy, sponsors are happy. X2B: Aight brother, it sounds definitely weird. What ya doin' if you just wanna relax and shit? Mamasux: I just sip on Bubensahne most of the day. It's Eierlikör, delicious. Sometimes I see if the players are still practicing. If I catch them slacking, they have to play an hour of StarCraft 2 — so most of them are really scared of me, which is good. X2B: Hold up, you punish them with SC2? (Mamasux tells all the players to shut their ears.) Mamasux: I just sip Bubensahne and the boys get better. It's not like I hit them or something, but the food gets more with the number of games won. It works perfectly. X2B: Well, let's talk to the players who are chilling with us — Jazz, Nitro, and Laser. Hello there! )BuSa. Laser : Did you just pull a Star Wars meme on me, dude? Anyhow, we are very happy and comfortable here. I also enjoy playing 12 hours of Brood War every day. )BuSa. Jazz : Yes, this is the best part! Playing Brood War for hours straight. Also, Laser has to do our laundry with the other dudes — or maybe they're used to in the future, depending on their ELO. I will definitely help them a lot with practice. )BuSa. Nitro : Definitely, we just enjoy our stay here, and I want to thank our sponsor again! I was signed late, but I feel right at home. Thank you, Laser and stuff, for washing my underpants! I could not pull this off without my team! Thank you! X2B: Yoo, sounds good! Any last words for ISL? (All together): Hundehütte, Hundehütte — Wau Wau Wau! X2B: Spectacular what you do! Good luck!