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WTM Press — Exclusive peek inside the house with Sergei

by Wtm · 2026-08-10 14:39 · edited
Reporter: Sergei, thanks for joining us. How are you feeling ahead of the next match? Sergei : Very strong. Very prepared. Very confident. Reporter: Your training reports say you've been struggling with Micro. Sergei : This is propaganda. Reporter: The training log actually says you've been skipping the Micro drills. Sergei : I call it strategic delegation. Why micro when I make the army become larger? Reporter: But we were talking about micro which is important for the race you play - the zerg. Sergei : You are no coach. Reporter: Fair enough. Have you been practicing alot lately? Sergei : Every evening. Reporter: Micro? Sergei : No. Pokari. Reporter: Ah. Sergei : Very important skill. I have become excellent. Manager keeps me supplied. Reporter: Do you think this is ok behaviour from the management letting you do this? Sergei : Manager is genius. Everything he does is correct. Reporter: Even the decision to let you play despite your condition? Sergei : All decision. Reporter: Even if you drink too much pokari the night before… Sergei : No comment. Reporter: Right ok... Moving on… You've been described as a player with excellent Scouting and Attack, but very poor Micro. Does that bother you? Sergei : No. I scout enemy. I see enemy. I attack enemy. Reporter: And then? Sergei : Then we see what happens. Reporter: Isn't that basically letting luck decide the outcome? Sergei : No. It is called strategy. Reporter: Your Strategy is 3. Sergei : ... Reporter: Um.. Ok. What would you say to fans who want to see you return to full fitness? Sergei : I promise them I will give 100 percent. Reporter: On the battlefield? Sergei : On the condition meter. Reporter: And the micro drills? Sergei : Tomorrow. Reporter: You said that yesterday. Sergei : Something came up. Reporter: Fine... Finally, Sergei, any message for your teammates? Sergei : Yes. Reporter: Go ahead. Sergei : Don't touch my pokari. Reporter: And to the manager? Sergei : Best manager in world. Reporter: Even if he benches you? Sergei : Best manager in world. Reporter: Even if he replaces you with an amateur? We heard there is promising Zerg with great micro and is improving fast. Sergei : ... Reporter: Sergei? Sergei : I will attend Micro drills today. Reporter: That's the spirit. Sergei : But first... pokari. -WTM Press headline- SERGEI DENIES MICRO PROBLEMS, PRAISES MANAGER AND IS DEALING WITH POKARI ADDICTION Club officials confirm Sergei remains "100% condition." The club's definition of 100% condition is currently under investigation.

Comments

7
Mevious · 2026-08-10 15:14
You misspelled "peek" in the title.
Wtm · 2026-08-10 15:32
I found ridiculous amount of misspelling and been editing this every other minute 😅 still going on it seems...
VaultDweller · 2026-08-10 19:22
I trust Sergei. Micro is for the weak, only attack.
Strange · 2026-08-11 04:21
I agree with VaultDweller on this one
xccam · 2026-08-11 09:06
Does he micro well? no Well, does he macro well? Not really Ok well - does he use good strategy? Also no But he scouts you - and once he does, he attacks you. What more does he need?
Thretau · 2026-08-11 10:20
Sergei's drinks are more powerful than his micro
Wtm · 2026-08-11 15:26
Hey, this is Sergei using my amazing manager's account. I scout you. I find you. I attack. You all gonna lose. GG EZ
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